You can’t have an opinion because its inherently wrong, you can’t be firm because then you’re just being a bitch, you can’t provide advice because it will be ignored until a dude says the same fucking shit and then its all “eureka! what great advice!” You can’t be sexually adventurous because then you’re a slut, you can’t speak up OR shut up because somehow both are wrong, and then on top of it you bleed out of your bottom half once a fucking month (or twice if youre really fucked!), have to give birth, go through menopause, and still do 1,000 things to help the fucking world run but we’re still just weak, dumb bitches who are products of the male gaze and unequal pay so lol it doesn’t even really matter, does it?
All I want in life is unlimited ICEEs and compliments
Some lady just forced herself into the six inches of space between myself and the back of a row of seats on the train instead of the four feet of space open to my right. I proceed to move into that space because HI I DON’T LIKE STANDING ON TOP OF OTHER PEOPLE when there’s ample room on the train. Guess what that bitch does? Thirty seconds later she sits down in a seat that was open the entire time.
I seriously cannot stand the human race.